Hasslevania's Extra Crap

NOTE: Mini games and the like are entirely optional for players, and Rovert cannot be injured or killed while playing them.

MINI-GAMES:

High Rollers:    If you are fortunate enough to find yourself at Alucart's Casino & Burgers you will get the chance to play a game of dice called "High Rollers". The objective is to take 3 dice and roll them and add the total. You then have to try to roll the total of the next 3 dice higher than your previous hand. If you can continue to roll your 3 dice higher and higher you will win some nifty prizes from Alucart himself. It's important to note that it costs $100 to play a single game of High Rollers, and that you have to be very lucky to take the top prize.

Bat Blasters:    Hasslevania has many strange and wonderous things in it, but none are as puzzling as the anti aircraft gun. Why would Dracula want such a weapon, especially since it's positioned AWAY from the townsfolk? Easy! He likes to pass the time shooting down massive bat waves with it! To play a game of Bat Blasters, all that is required is a quarter to get in. Once there, you can aim the crosshairs and move the turret from left to right, attempting to shoot down as many bats as possible before your ammo runs out. Your best score is saved for future games too. If you manage to get at least 10 bats shot down, or beat your previous best score (as long as it was at least 10), you will win a small reward.

GAME CHALLENGES:

Ever hear of the swordless quest in Zelda? The 4 white mage challenge of Final Fantasy? Naked Alucard run? Solo hero Dragon Quest games? Hasslevania gives players built-in game challenges to both limit and test their skills from the start. A warning though, there is no chickening out once you've started a new game challenge, because I take away things forever from you. Suck it up!

Vanilla:    (Version 1 & 3) The plain Jane normal game, the way Hasslevania was meant to be played. Recommended for new players.

Wussy Schoolgirl:    (Version 2 & 3) This is an even easier version of the game that heals Rovert up to 50% of health while saving in a coffin.

Original Orange:     (Version 1 & 2) Removes the iron armor from the game. Not only will you be spike fodder the whole time, some areas are off limits.

Sans Devil:    Chris Subdevil is taken out of the game. Without his little buddy for backup, it's commando time for Rovert!

Decaffeinated Run:    A good beginner's challenge that takes out every cup of hot coffee from play. You may have to hit the shop more often in this one.

Heartless Bastard:    A brutal challenge that starts you off with 10* maximum skill hearts, but takes out every heart maximizer in the game. For pros only!

Deja Vu:    Not much is known about this hidden challenge, only that you must win the game at least once to have the option to try it.

* Heartless Bastard challenges in versions 1 & 2 will give you 20 max skill hearts to start with. Version 3 gives you 10.

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